Hey gurl. Hows you is?

Hey gurl. Hows you is?

First order of business, I would like to welcome back one of my favorite anime bloggers and my good friend: Seinime of ganbatte, the guy can write like nobody’s trust fund.

Now on to the review.

Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki, otherwise known as Wolf Children, is a great movie filled with some of the most breathtaking animation I have seen in a long time. The background adds to the mood of the scene without standing out too much, which is just astounding because some of the scenery is so damn wondrous. The forest looks like it is filled with the life force that makes you understand why people dedicate their lives to the preservation of it. There is one scene where Hana (the mother of Ame and Yuki) is talking with the Wolfman (Ame and Yuki’s father) at night on a hill. The stars strewed across the night sky, the gradient in the horizon caused by the distant lights of Tokyo, all of this adds to the intimacy of the moment of when he discloses his secret, that he is a werewolf. This is one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie.

I really want to make this my wallpaper

I really want to make this my wallpaper

The soundtrack was fantastic because you kind of forget that it’s there but when you do recognize it you kind of wish you lived out in the Japanese countryside. It makes me want to go to Japan, buy the OST, and go to a Japanese forest (I would probably go to Aokigahara and loot some bodies). The arrangements make me want to transcribe and possibly butcher these pieces. My favorite was during the scene where they were playing in the snow, it just sounded so damn mirthful that it made me wish I was a little kid again. The movement in that piece did more for that scene than any amount of animation.

I want to cover them in white stuff

I want to cover them in white stuff

(I’m going to post spoilers because I don’t care)

I guess at this point I should just get to the story. The story is really good, I mean it I’m not just saying it so other bloggers like me. The story makes you feel for the characters and just warms your heart. Though I have to say that I predicted the ending by the middle of the second act. Plot-wise, I think this is a great story. But almost everyone on Twitter cried. Fang_tan of Loli Salad said she would cry again. The relationship between Hana and the Wolfman is really cute, sweet, and almost normal looking.

Except for the kinky wolf sex

Except for the kinky wolf sex

They just appear so fucking happy together it makes me want to vomit and cry, because I’m lonely. They just look like some young, happy, beautiful couple. The kind that make me want to kill myself. But that is besides the point. Now I guess you want to know why it didn’t make me cry.

I want this out of life

I want this out of life

I read the manga long before the sub for this movie came out so I was already prepared for what was going to happen for the most part, except the ending. But I did not cry at the end when Ame decides to become the new master of the forest. I saw it coming a mile away and I was prepared for that scene and this was basically my expression:

nodding gif

That is a nod of understanding not sarcasm

Nope. I did not cry at all (I’m dead inside anyway). But the one scene that made the last vestiges of humanity inside me  twinge was this scene.

Oh cool! New Fleshlight!

Oh cool! New Fleshlight!

This is the scene where Hana finds the Wolfman dead in the canal. This scene was not easy to read in the manga and it wasn’t any easier to watch. I did not necessarily cry but just had to let the movie play while I kept my head occupied with something else (converting hex into Two’s Compliment).

Yes Hana, they will stuff him full of semen from superlative men.

Yes Hana, they will stuff him full of semen from superlative men.

For those you don’t know, during my absence from blogging my father died. He was in and out of the hospital for a few months and during his last admission he was having trouble walking, he was already using a walker to get around by the time I started blogging, so they brought him to a nursing home so they can give him physical therapy. During one of our daily visits to the hospital he told me from his hospital bed that he was proud of me. That is the most sobering experience I have ever had. After we dropped him off at the nursing home we went back to the house. This scenario has happened before and he always came out just fine.

It was about 5 o’clock on a Saturday morning on September 15th and my mother wakes me up. At this point I knew something was wrong because this never happens. She tells me dad is dead. My first reaction was to hug her because I heard her voice shaking. She calls family members and I can hear her sobbing. My mother is an operating room nurse so she sees a lot of sad things on a daily basis and hardly ever cries so to see her like this was frightening. After we get there our former neighbors, who we are very close with, come in and after about an hour and a half we ask ourselves would my dad do, go out for breakfast. We go to a diner called the Chit-Chat which has these acrylic boxes on the table with cards that have conversation starters on them and my neighbor takes a card out and has a look on his face like he saw a ghost. He passes the card around and here it is:

Scary, ain't it?

Scary, ain’t it?

Not to bore you with the rest of the story but let us say that I blocked September 2012 from my memory.

Bottom Line

In closing I really enjoyed Ookami Kodomo and would recommend it to anyone if they’re a fan of animation or just a fan of movies in general. One important thing I did get out of the movie was a new OTP: SouheixYuki

By ハブキ

By ハブキ

MAKE A SEQUEL WITH THEM IN IT GODDAMMIT


Love Live 6

10Mar13

[FFF] Love Live! - 06v2 [30B69110].mkv_snapshot_00.56_[2013.03.08_22.34.18]

I don’t need to answer to you

How many episodes are we up to now? 6? How many more are there? 4? Fuck my dick with a cheese grater. Ok lets put on some Willy Moon and rock this shit.

[FFF] Love Live! - 06v2 [30B69110].mkv_snapshot_02.04_[2013.03.08_22.37.56]

This look of exasperation is perfect for my performances.

So the school is making interviews for all the clubs, of course Nozomi is directing it, and they eventually come to our girls. They showcase them as a multi-colored group of people (>insert hair joke here<). And why is someone hammering outside at 4 o’ clock on a Sunday afternoon. I mean last night it was Yippy, Yappy, and Yahooy (my neighbor’s dogs) and now this guy? But Nozomi in all her curiosity asks why is Honoka the leader of the group.

I swear to Five Guys, this girl has some killer DSLs.

I swear to Five Guys, this girl has some killer DSLs.

The group can’t seem to answer that question. So Nico, in her infinite Idol wisdom and knowledge (Why do I even fucking try? No one reads this piece of shit blog. Even the title for this blog is unoriginal. “Ramblings”, really?), suggests that they do some sort of Idol Olympics that consists of singing, dancing, and an aura. Naturally no one really wins but they still all agree that Honoka should be the leader.

Also they have a new song.

Look at dat CGI

You know what this post needs? More Maki

I just want to be loved by you.

I just want to be loved by you.


Love Live 5

08Mar13
In some alternate dimension this is how JFK was assassinated

In some alternate dimension this is how JFK was assassinated

This episode we are formally introduced to Love Live’s most popular character (out of all the Love Live tags on Danbooru she has the highest number of art) and not to mention that she is Shinn’s current waifu, ladies and gentlemen I present to you the greatest Idol in the world, Nico!

What else you want from me, bitch? I can't twirl my foreskin like I used.

What else you want from me, bitch? I can’t twirl my foreskin like I used to.

Turns out that even though they have 6 members, and Honoka forgot that that was the requirement needed to form a club, they can’t because there already is another club that exists called the “Idol Research Club” and it only has one member because you need five members to form a club but as long as the club has one member it can still function. And that one member is Nico, who is an idol otaku. She is a die-hard fan of idols and berates the girls for going at it half-assed.

I can see why people love her. That face is just begging to go "AHEAHEAHE"

I can see why people love her. That face is just begging to go “AHEAHEAHE”

So Honoka comes to the conclusion, with the help of Nozomi at least, that Nico is just very lonely and honestly wants to make friends but doesn’t know how. We thankfully get to see this through a flashback involving a loli-Umi.

G'DAMN GURL I WOULD HAVE THE MOST BOSS TEA PARTY EVA WITH HER.

G’DAMN GURL I WOULD HAVE THE MOST BOSS TEA PARTY EVA WITH HER.

So instead of forming their own club the girls join the Idol Research Club instead, this pleases Nico-sempai and she is now a member of the group. I can’t go against the current on this one, I love Nico (not in the same way as Maki though). She just steals the show and runs with it. Nico is like the Henry Rollins of Love Live, whenever she is on screen your are fixated on her and with good reason. She is cynical, snarky, obsessive, and overall misunderstood. She strikes a chord with many people because they have been there. They have been outcast because of their interests and seeing someone like Nico go through the same thing and somehow gets what she deserves makes them feel like they can get it too.

Back up. I almost sounded like I had something to say. Here’s more Nico

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I still love Maki though.


Insert Papal Resignation joke here because I'm too shit-faced.

Insert Papal Resignation joke here because I’m too shit-faced.

So this time around we get to see Hero being the Scholar’s Demon World enforcer (Darth Vader). And saves a demon serving-wench from being harassed by human soldiers, I will be honest I still prefer Ishida’s designs but I’m actually OK with the design of the demon girl. Though I’m very hesitant to call it an equivalent by any stretch of the imagination.

So alpha

So alpha

Hero wants do something about the Human’s occupation of Gateway City because the people in charge of it abuse their power because they are nobility and no one is going to say shit to them (Like two-thirds of Congress OOOH). But the one’s at the Eastern Fortress are more…gentle? So you can predict what is going to happen. I hate watching anime of a series I am already a fan of. It leaves me bored, I almost want to shove my ass in my dick. Meanwhile a fleet of ships tries to take back Aurora Island and fail miserably. The Winter Prince’s father was killed during the attack trying to protect the White Night King (I’m goddamn tired of these fuckin’ names). So Winter Prince is now in charge of his kingdom because Pops kicked it (Fuckin’ Q-Tip).

I hate his design so fucking much, it's as ridiculous as Colin Farrell's penis.

I hate Winter Prince’s design so fucking much, it’s as ridiculous and unflattering as Colin Farrell’s penis.

But back on the Scholar’s side of things *looks at Wikipedia for the summary* she confesses her true identity to Female Knight and she’s OK with it, because Hero told her in private. Female Knight said that her only sin was lying (and possibly having a nice chest-ass). So everyone but the Scholar go to a festival in the village to celebrate the New Year.

I fucking love this girl. None of you have any idea how much I would pay just for her to hold me and whisper in my ear: "I got docks in my socks for blocks and blocks".

I fucking love this girl. None of you have any idea how much I would pay just for her to hold me and whisper in my ear: “I got docks in my socks for blocks and blocks”.

So Scholar is left all alone in this big house (I want to see her fumble around with her genitals). But now Hero comes back and the reunion between the two can be summed up as typical.

I can't believe this episode happened so tsun. That was more forced than Rosary beads in an Altar boys ass.

I can’t believe this part of their relationship happened so tsun. That was more forced than Rosary beads in an Altar boys ass.

But in the end they grow closer… and closer.

[FFF] Maoyuu Maou Yuusha - 05 [E84974F0].mkv_snapshot_21.06_[2013.03.05_08.36.40]

KISS, YOU SONS OF WHORES! KISS!

Of course they don’t kiss, Madoka forbid.

I know that there is going to be a weird doujin at Comiket involving this monstrosity, and I will fap to it.

I know that there is going to be a weird doujin at Comiket involving this monstrosity, and I will fap to it.


Love Live 4

06Mar13
Maki, I will give you the most hairy children imaginable.

Maki, I will give you the most hairy children imaginable. We will be a family of midget Big Foots, size 11 1/2 feet.

Ok this time around Hanayo, the timid classes girl who’s seiyuu could pass for Hiromi Konno, wants to join the group because she has always dreamed of being an idol ever since she was a child. Why?

I would totally smell her shit

I would totally smell her shit

Because this is anime and in anime idols hold the dreams of fans or whatever flowery bullshit they use to justify themselves as something other than a money-making machine. They don’t have controversial publicity photos or sex scandals, no this is anime where childhood friends fall in love and not just run off with the star of the track team (I hate you, Amanda), where child prodigies are more common than venereal disease in the Hudson River. I wish I was in an anime, but I would probably get NTR’d like my beta ass deserves.

I know it is quite impressive and it's all yours, Maki.

I know it is quite impressive and it’s all yours, Maki.

Of course, Hanayo being the soft-spoken moe type she does not have the confidence to be an idol. She asks her friend Rin if she wants to join too, but Rin has issues with being feminine (I would gladly make her feel like the most beautiful girl in the room world the end result would be her craving my CAWK like a stoner lusts after a Crave Case, which is the nickname Benedict Cumberbatch gave for my asshole, post-Phish performance). So she asks Maki if she is interested but she is not, for now at least, Maki will support her from a far. But in the end they all join, BRUHZZERS. And now the group is as official as a gay marriage in Vermont.

None of you know the lengths I would go through to make Maki smile (I would set of bus full of orphans on fire)

None of you know the lengths I would go through to make Maki smile (I would set of bus full of orphans on fire)


Love Live 3

05Mar13
I feel as if I could get along with her

I feel as if I could get along with her

Ok, so day before concert Umi has got the shlitz just thinking about performing in front of an audience. I can’t blame her, I know that feel all too well. I mean she has more to worry about taking into consideration choreography, singing, and worst of all smiling (god I hate smiling). Honoka and Kotori try to get her used to being in the spotlight or at the very least come up with ways to make it less intimidating.

Terri Schiavo makes me feel at easy too.

Terri Schiavo makes me feel at easy too.

But now that Umi is somewhat comfortable with the idea of her being in the spotlight another problem pops up. She does not like the costume. It showcases her bare supple legs (how I wish to bury my face in her thighs while she strokes my soft, billowy hair).

Do not fear my desire

Do not fear my desire, Umi

But Umi gets over it. The girls get so psyched up thinking that all the hard work they put into this performance will finally pay off. That maybe they can save their school from becoming a parking lot.

Nope

Nope

Ouch! I know that feeling. But you know what they put on the performance regardless because they didn’t do all this work for nothing. And they kill it.

I’m not a huge fan of the song like most people but it has it’s qualities that I like, just don’t ask me what they are. But there were some people in the audience that were able to see the performance.

Niko being one of them.

Niko being one of them.

One character who I’m growing quite fond of is Rin Hoshizora, I don’t know why though.

*whips out dick*

*whips out dick*


Love Live 2

04Mar13
This show just makes me want to coat my screen in...

This show just makes me want to coat my screen in…

Last episode Honoka came up with an idea to save her school from closing after visiting a more popular school, form an idol group. Hey, at least it’s original. Both Honoka and Kotori are on board but Umi, the level-headed one and basically a poor-man’s Chihaya, is not on-board originally but she eventually is persuaded. They want to make it official so they submit a request to form a club but are rejected because they do not have enough members. Then Honoka meets Maki, who is playing the piano and singing in the music room. She asks Maki to join them, she refuses and says that Idol songs are childish or immature or some other adjective (I’m writing this ass-smear of a post at school when it’s finally quiet and few people are in my eye-line…wait hold up…this bitch just sat down in front of me, FUCK).

In the meantime they decide to get permission to use the auditorium for a live performance in one month. This will take place right after the new student orientation in the hopes that they will get some potential members for their club. Also we are introduced to Papa Shin’s new obsession

The one in the back who has a face that just screams "Write lewd doujinshi about me"

The one in the back who has a face that just screams “Write lewd doujinshi about me”

Honoka holds a name contest for their group’s name. While this is also happening Honoka meets Maki again and asks her to write a song for the group.

Honoka, girl, you so craaay!

Honoka, girl, you so cray!

Maki refuses again though of course later on in the episode after some persuading from the 副会長(Vice-President of the Student Council, thank you Morrell-sensei) she writes them a song set to lyrics that Umi had wrote prior. They eventually have a name for their group: μ’s (pronounced Mu’s, like the English band. Or, apparently, the soap)  . This episode features the song “Start:Dash” which is the song that Maki wrote for the group.

On another note I think I’m in love with Maki, she is mine and mine alone. I will fight for the right to have my face against her taut buttocks.

Don't be scared of my love, Maki.

Don’t be scared of my love, Maki.




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