Love Live 4

06Mar13
Maki, I will give you the most hairy children imaginable.

Maki, I will give you the most hairy children imaginable. We will be a family of midget Big Foots, size 11 1/2 feet.

Ok this time around Hanayo, the timid classes girl who’s seiyuu could pass for Hiromi Konno, wants to join the group because she has always dreamed of being an idol ever since she was a child. Why?

I would totally smell her shit

I would totally smell her shit

Because this is anime and in anime idols hold the dreams of fans or whatever flowery bullshit they use to justify themselves as something other than a money-making machine. They don’t have controversial publicity photos or sex scandals, no this is anime where childhood friends fall in love and not just run off with the star of the track team (I hate you, Amanda), where child prodigies are more common than venereal disease in the Hudson River. I wish I was in an anime, but I would probably get NTR’d like my beta ass deserves.

I know it is quite impressive and it's all yours, Maki.

I know it is quite impressive and it’s all yours, Maki.

Of course, Hanayo being the soft-spoken moe type she does not have the confidence to be an idol. She asks her friend Rin if she wants to join too, but Rin has issues with being feminine (I would gladly make her feel like the most beautiful girl in the room world the end result would be her craving my CAWK like a stoner lusts after a Crave Case, which is the nickname Benedict Cumberbatch gave for my asshole, post-Phish performance). So she asks Maki if she is interested but she is not, for now at least, Maki will support her from a far. But in the end they all join, BRUHZZERS. And now the group is as official as a gay marriage in Vermont.

None of you know the lengths I would go through to make Maki smile (I would set of bus full of orphans on fire)

None of you know the lengths I would go through to make Maki smile (I would set of bus full of orphans on fire)

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